What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:19

Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III